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🎉 "One Hot Dog, Two Hot Dogs: A Memorial Day Pairing Party!" 🎉
[Scene opens on a sunny picnic scene. Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Abby Cadabby are sitting at a red-and-white checkered tablecloth with a...
Will Oberst
May 251 min read


The Buns of Enlightenment
In the basement lab of Greasewood University, under humming fluorescent lights and stacks of half-eaten corn dogs, lived Professor...
Will Oberst
Apr 202 min read


The Tarrific Rise of the Hotdog Oligarchs
The Global Market Collapse: How Tariffs on Hotdogs Sold Outside the U.S. Are Paving the Way for Oligarchs to Seize Power In a turn of...
Will Oberst
Apr 65 min read


How to Create a Fancy 5-Course Meal Using Only 7-Eleven Ingredients (April Fools’ Edition)
By Will Oberst "Not-Quite-Michelin" Muncher, Culinary Arts Professor Greetings, aspiring chefs! Today, I’m going to teach you how to...
Will Oberst
Apr 14 min read


A “Convenient” Culinary Class: The April Fools’ Day Food Challenge That Will Leave You Hungry for More
At first glance, a community college class dedicated to building a five-course meal with non-alcoholic beverage pairings might sound like...
Will Oberst
Apr 14 min read


From Hot Dog to Hot Profit: The Unlikely Tale of a Fast Food Fan’s Estate Sale Fortune
We’ve all been there — flipping through the aisles of an estate sale, wondering what treasures might be lurking under the dust. For most...
Will Oberst
Mar 164 min read


A Hot Dog Romance: How Two Strangers Found Love at a 7-Eleven
In the age of online dating, stories of love at first sight often come with grand gestures: candlelit dinners, beachside walks, or...
Will Oberst
Mar 94 min read


The Hotdog, Divine be ye
In the distant land of Frystopia, a society flourished where a hotdog was not just a snack, but the sacred symbol of existence itself....
Will Oberst
Mar 23 min read


The Social and Cultural Significance of Cheap Frozen Pizza: A Case for Mankind’s Greatest Gift
In a world brimming with complex culinary options, one might ask, "What truly constitutes a gift to mankind?" While philosophers, poets,...
Will Oberst
Feb 232 min read


Hotdog, a poem
A hotdog, humble, in its bun, Yet within its form, the art begun. Grilled to perfection, a golden brown, A carnival joy in a...
Will Oberst
Feb 161 min read


Foodie Discounts: Save on group rates and review incentives
Are you a foodie looking for a unique dining experience in Seattle, Washington? Look no further than a local tour service that offers a...
Will Oberst
Jan 201 min read


Seattle's Hotdog Tour: 5-course meal with globally sourced ingredients
Seattle, Washington, known for its coffee culture and Pacific Northwest cuisine, is now making a mark in the world of hotdogs. The Hotdog...
Will Oberst
Jan 201 min read


Elevated convenience: Unique 7 Eleven sourced meal experience
Are you a foodie looking for a unique dining experience in Seattle? Look no further than a novel tour service that is taking the concept...
Will Oberst
Jan 202 min read
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